Beste Wense… die PC way!!

Please accept with no obligation implied or implicit, wishes for an environmentally conscious , socially responsible, low stress non-addictive gender neutral celebration of the winter/summer solstice holidays, practiced in the traditions of the secular or religious persuasion of your choice, with due respect to the religious/secular persuasions of others, or their choice to practice such traditions at all.

May you also experience  a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without  with due respect and of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our country great (which does not imply that it is greater than any other country), and without regard to the  race, creed, gender. colour, age, physical disabilities , religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:  This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable without alteration. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. Warranty for a period of one year  is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

(met dank en sonder toestemming gesteel by Struwwelpeter*)

* Baie interesante storie in verband met Struwwelpeter en die geskiedenis daaragter.  Hy is van ‘n vorige, meer glorieryke, generasie.  Hy blog nie, hy skryf ‘n weeklikse kolom vir die Kempton Express.  Dankie SP!  Skuld jou ‘n whisky vir die een.